Tessa Lanae'. On the creative journey with a few good ideas on how to be a sarcastic asshole. ✌️

trohmen:

screaming so loud when sugar were going down comes on the radio that it becomes 2005 again

3 days ago with 30,816 notes

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

minxylittlekitten:

our-battle-scars:

fussyfangss:

malcolmsex:

mommy-and-puppy-princess:

andycrbtr:

God dammit I never get a sticker

I can’t breathe.

I want that sticker

man didn’t you see you have to earn it

his face, he’s so proud of himself 

I thought it was a button.

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his
waluweewee

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

4 days ago with 284,328 notes

yourtreeman:

Namaste, Motherfuckers ॐ

heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself

2000ish:

The highlight of my teenage years

2000ish:

The highlight of my teenage years