Tessa Lanae'. On the creative journey with a few good ideas on how to be a sarcastic asshole. ✌️

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
(via phillups)

6 days ago with 534,049 notes

evanpetersismybaeornah:

Carmen, Carmen, staying up til morningOnly seventeen, but she walks the streets so mean

evanpetersismybaeornah:

Carmen, Carmen, staying up til morning
Only seventeen, but she walks the streets so mean

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

1 week ago with 89,064 notes

pornstarwars:

okay so there was this girl who really pissed me off at school and over the summer i googled “banishing spells” and i basically lit a candle and said some stuff and now on the first day before school starts i’ve found out that she’s moved to a different school i’m not saying i’m a witch but i’m 100% convinced i’m a witch

1 week ago with 21,263 notes

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

1 week ago with 659,223 notes

waitingfortheyellowbird:

Date someone who literally begs to go down on you

1 week ago with 60,580 notes

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

1 week ago with 380,559 notes