Tessa Lanae'. On the creative journey with a few good ideas on how to be a sarcastic asshole. ✌️

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
(via phillups)

2 weeks ago with 545,957 notes


Carmen, Carmen, staying up til morningOnly seventeen, but she walks the streets so mean


Carmen, Carmen, staying up til morning
Only seventeen, but she walks the streets so mean


windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages


"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"


"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"


"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

3 weeks ago with 91,605 notes


okay so there was this girl who really pissed me off at school and over the summer i googled “banishing spells” and i basically lit a candle and said some stuff and now on the first day before school starts i’ve found out that she’s moved to a different school i’m not saying i’m a witch but i’m 100% convinced i’m a witch

3 weeks ago with 25,267 notes


i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

3 weeks ago with 660,780 notes


Date someone who literally begs to go down on you

3 weeks ago with 73,966 notes



2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

3 weeks ago with 383,306 notes